A sad tale’s best for winter. I have one of sprites and goblins. When daffodils begin to peer, With heigh! the doxy, over the dale, Why, then comes in the sweet o’ the year; For the red blood reigns in the winter’s pale. – William Shakespeare

Three thousand gallons of red paint was freed from captivity when a trailer truck crashed on the ramp from eastbound Interstate 64 to northbound Interstate 65, just before the Kennedy Bridge. The work produced wasn’t all that creative, but a truck reenacting a scene from Reservoir Dogs is still pretty good.